I thought I knew the name of this town
I thought she sleep when the sun go down
I thought I knew a smile from a frown
I thought I knew what makes the world go round

I thought I knew every trick in the book
Little did I know she got a brand new look
Little did I know she's a ..(uh oh look)

I thought I knew the left from the right
I thought I knew what was day and what's night
I thought I had everything like I planned
I thought I had it all figured out man

I thought I knew just what would I do
Little did I know she's a wild one too
Little did I know she's a wild 1-2

- instrumental - 

Well I thought I knew every one of her tricks
I thought I knew where she keeps her grip
I thought I knew how she wore her hair
I thought I knew her color underwear

I thought I knew how she kept her wits
Little did I know she had a motor don't quit
Little did I know she had a mm hmm yep

Ah!
- bridge -
  Someone tried to tell me what was her plan
  I said ah haha nawh you can't be foolin me man
  They say she's lyin' about going to the show they say
  Oh baby look what I found Joe!

I thought I knew what was goin' around
I thought I knew how to take it all down
I thought I knew what my money could make
I thought I knew I had emergency brakes

I thought everybody played by the rules
Little did I know she had somethin' to prove
Little did I know she had somethin' to lose

Ow!